While You Play GTA IV, We're Sweating

Yeah you're all gits. Hope you're all enjoying GTA IV, with the killing and the driving and the brilliant mindless destruction. Why weren't we playing it? Well we're moving house in a week or two and we really don't want to start that beauty of a game and then have to stop half way through.

So instead we're occupying ourselves with packing stuff, and Wii Fit. For once in our lives we're actually doing stuff that could be deemed as stuff that is good for us. We're the ones who sit and play games, watch movies and eat food on a regular basis because we can.

Yet in recent times we've decided that it would be a good idea to stop this and do something about our weight. We started biking to work and going for more walks and then Wii Fit came out. As you may already know we're really committing ourselves to Wii Fit now and hope to be doing so for a very long time. We plan to lose one and a half stone in the next two months and we'll be looking to adjust our lifestyle to help ourselves accomplish this goal.

In fact we're so determined to do this that we've opened up to you in our new blog. The new blog will be updated every couple of days with our progress and detailed information on our weight losses or gains. We're looking forward to it. We hope you find it interesting.

Who are we kidding? You gave up reading before the second paragraph didn't you? Oh go on get back to doing stuff with hookers in Liberty City you bastard.

Wii Fat

Yes! We are fat!

We've kicked off our brand spanking new Wii Fit blog on Wordpress for you all to go have a look at.

Talking about our first experience with the Balance Board and the emotional times we've been through after weighing in, we'll update the blog each day with more news about how we're coming to terms with being OBESE and what we're doing to sort it out once and for all.

This isn't just a game, its a completely new experience and we're on board!

Get over to the new blog right now! Let us know how you're getting on by commenting on this post or in the new blog!

We're Going To Attempt A Comeback With Wii Fit!

It's been a rather long time since we last updated this site with some parf, and to be honest we really don't think we're going to have the time to keep it updated again. (We've got really good reasons as to why we haven't updated actually - Mrs Wratty has mysteriously been knocked up, our house has been sold and we're just about to switch jobs)

However we're going to give it our best shot when Wii Fit comes out this week. Although that in turn involves getting our hands on a copy which we don't think is going to be easy.

Should we actually get a copy this Friday we're going to give you buggers a daily update on how Wratty is actually doing. Yeah that's right we're going to actually strap in the overweight fool and see if Wii Fit will actually help him lose weight.

Just looking at the newly launched Wii Fit website, it seems that Nintendo does think it will make us fit and healthy. It also promises us a healthier lifestyle. This all sounds good to us!

We just hope that "playing" Wii Fit isn't going to label us depressed after we see our Fitness Age stay deeply routed at 77 for months on end.

Oh and Kev, if you're reading this we're expecting you to cover the GTA IV end of things as we can't afford the money or the time to do that right now.