Paper Mario On September 14th? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT are we going to do? Play Tingle's Rosey Rupeeland or Super Paper Mario? Hmmmm decisions!

WHY can't we just forget him hey?

Nintendo of Europe has gone and revealed it's so called "summer plans" and caused distraught to the likes of you and me. I guess at least we'll get to play Super Paper Mario sometime! But it only gives us two weeks until Halo 3 comes out. We're so tempted to import a Wii just to play Super Paper Mario now, it's getting that bad! I guess we can hope that this planned Action Replay for the Wii is going to contain the promised freeloader that we came to love on the GameCube?

In the meantime they've given us More Brain Training to counteract those Belgian Beer dominated summer nights...

Manhunt Ban, ELSPA Lies, Who Cares?

We've all read the news by now, but does anyone give a flying crap?

We here at Game Over, Yeah are not interested in these death simulators, if you want to pretend to be a psycho you should just go and do the real thing. (We did, and nothing bad happened (since then) so why worry?)

We would like to point out that this man is in FACT a LIAR:

ELSPA Director General Paul Jackson (apparently)

He said this:

"A decision from the BBFC such as this demonstrates that we have a games ratings system in the UK that is effective. It shows it works and works well."

GO:Yeah has a hunch that the ratings system in the UK does not work well. Many kids are still playing Grand Theft Auto today and are being brought up as quiet killing cells ready to strike at any given moment. (In situations such as "when the share level of Take 2 falls below a certain number" or "when Tony Blair steps down")

idiot children must be stopped

So from today we propose a solution. Remove all ratings systems from computer games and simply BAN CHILDREN UNDER 18 FROM BUYING COMPUTER GAMES.

Let the parents decide who can play what, they're the people with the money who buy the console in the first place. If the children can't buy them then the parents have the final decision, just like they do with alcohol and drugs.

Failing that lets bring in the Battle Royale Act and see how the little shits feel about that!

Doc Brown And His Delorean Are Back (And Working For Microsoft?)

Microsoft are at home these days taking the piss out of themselves...

As cheesy as it was to watch, we can't help feeling that Back To The Future nostalgia, we're off to play with our die-cast Deloreans!