Is This Optimus Prime?

Here's hoping! Get em while you can folks before Paramount tells us to take them down again. Mind you, if they do at least its confirmation that they're official!

surely they can't have gotten it THIS good?

wonder who it could be?

Hope fully we shall learn soon if these are real, or just some creation of the fans. In the meantime we're off to play with our toys.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO... The Internet!

Apparently so. We remember watching these documentaries and reading these articles when working our way through University and if one thing stood out, it's that we were constantly told "the Internet didn't have one significant start date".

Well sorry University, YOU WERE WRONG!

The BBC have constructed a web timeline illustrating that the Internet was born on August 6th 1991 from a man called Tim Berners-Lee. Which once again is a bit bizarre cause we watched a Google documentary at the weekend which claimed that the "father of the internet" Vince Cerf is working for them. Perhaps Tim Berners-Lee is the mother of the Internet.

It's all very confusing.

Anyhoo we've decided its just better to redo the timeline once more based on our own lives...

August 15th 1996
Wratty uses his Dad's Toshiba laptop with 26kbps PCMCIA Modem and trial account with AOL to download that Friends theme tune. He gave up half an hour later after he realised it was going to take him somewhere between 5 hours and a day.

August 16th 1996
Breasts discovered on Internet.

1998
We get our first PC, a 486 and manage to convince parentals to hook up to the phone line. Large phone bills arrive, PC disconnected. Reconnected again soon when competing Internet companies start to offer cheaper options. We later broke the 100mhz barrier with a new processor.

1999
Wratty starts working at Electronics Boutique and gets NTL round to hook his room up with some TV and a phoneline with their Internet package! No more taking up the parentals phoneline! It was also this year that we discovered Newsgroups and how to download full movies, even though it did take a week. We also acquired more PC technology and climbed to 333mhz processors!

2001
After starting at University and getting re-employed at a new Game store, we made the jump to 512kbps - yes broadband! Movies were all of a sudden becoming a doddle to download, and music was nearly instant! (Instant being about an hour)

2002
Made to jump to 1mb!

2004
Moved house again, got NTL to set us up with their 1mb package, later in the year this became 3mb.

2005
We phoned NTL and told them to get us on this whole 10mb thing. GAME OVER, YEAH is born thus reinventing the Internet and making the original birth worthless.

So in under 10 years we made a massive jump from no internet, to faster internet. We'd never have though in 1996 that we'd have an internet connection as fast as our school's internal network.

It's actually really worth looking at the BBC timeline, there's a lot of interesting stuff in there.
Happy Birthday Internet!

That Halo Movie Is Being Directed By...

Someone we've never heard of!

Microsoft have announced that Neill Blomkamp is going to be directing the upcoming adaptation of our beloved XBox classic.

But what exactly has he done that's earned him the right?

IMDB have got nowt, he's done some visual effects on TV series Smallville, Dark Angel and some other stuff.


AintItCool are reporting that he did that Citroen Transformers advert that had that lovely Jacque Your Body tune in it, as well as this short movie called Alive In Joburg and this other short movie called Tempbot.

Looking at this work, we'd have expected him to have been announced to direct Transformers, and Micheal Bay to be doing Halo.

Can We Recruit A Good Looking Half Naked Girl Too Please?

We felt we had to post something on the current hot topic of naked / half naked / clothed girls and where they fit in the gaming world.

Wonderfully green site Kotaku has gone up against YouTube directory site, Destructoid's girl member Faith Naked. She's not very happy. Which can be understood really, as she's trying to establish herself as a female gamer with attitude and other stuff.

The problem is that she's good looking, feisty and doesn't mind showing herself off. Now we're now going to take sides here, we're just informing our fellow readers. We prefer reading Kotaku to Destructoid, if that helps - but we find Faith Naked far more attractive that what we can imagine writer Fronz to look like. She's not a one off though, we know of good looking girls that play videogames AND ACTUALLY ENJOY PLAYING THEM. Imagine that hey?

It's easy to say that they could simply be jealous of the attention that Faith gets but, well we want a piece of that cake too. So if you're A GIRL who is good looking, want to write about random geek crap like we do, and like taking pictures of yourself covered in videogaming material send an email to Wratty right now. All he wants is a picture and two words.

Is Street Fighter As Good As We Remember?

Kev is going to kill us for writing this...


Actually we can see many people getting angry and us for writing this.

Maybe its that we don't know how to play videogames anymore.
Maybe the game isn't the same as it once was.
Maybe the 360 pad is rubbish.
We don't really know.

We've downloaded Street Fighter from the XBox Live Marketplace like every other 360 owner who's been waiting for it, and now we're beginning to wonder why we bothered. We've had more fun out of Ninety Nine Nights, Dead Rising and Saints Row over this last week.

We tried gaming against our mates, which was fine because we won! However running through the single player did not prove so easy, in fact you can check Wratty's GamerCard - he hasn't got a single achievement yet!

Playing Street Fighter has each time left us frustrated and physically sore in the thumbs. We're actually wondering if we've become too old now for the speed that the game requires, the quick thinking, the patience against that BASTARD A.I.

It just hasn't worked for us this time. The fun factor has vanished and left us in a minor amount of pain and 800 less marketplace points. This has taught us to try out those free demo's first! Hopefully Rare will chuck out some form of Killer Instinct that we can mosey on with, we were good at that, yeah it will show us whether or not we're getting shit.

What's All This XBox 360 HD-DVD Stuff?

We're actually getting into this whole "Hi Def" gimmick now. We really can't be arsed buying a whole new TV and forking out half a grand for another DVD player, we just want to use what we have. Saying that, we are hoping that it will be playable through our little VGA cable.

That's why we're putting our thumbs high for this 360 HD-DVD player! Even though we don't know the price, it's not going to be more than £200 is it? IS IT? They have been clever with their wording...


"the cheapest HD DVD player on the market for consumers who already own an Xbox 360 console"


Lets just hope they don't bring Superman Returns out on that pissy Playstation 3 format.

More Superman Shame!

Yes it's attack Superman day here at GAME OVER, YEAH. Well it's a Sunday and we have nothing better to do.

Let us point you in the direction of Superdickery.com which has an extensive catlogue of the many times that "Superman has been a dick".


See him ruin Jimmy Olsen's life, and calmly wreck Lois Lane's spirit on a weekly basis.


Kevin and Wratty have decided upon their fave here

THE SECRET SHAME OF SUPERMAN



In writing the last entry, I decided to use the Wikipedia to find out some things, and in going there, I managed to stumble across some useless information that amused me, and started me thinking about things, in that way I'm prone to.

"Pink Kryptonite: This bizarre variety of kryptonite apparently turned heterosexual Kryptonians temporarily into homosexuals; it was seen in just one panel, with Superman giving flattering compliments to Jimmy Olsen about his wardrobe and decorative sense."

Hows about that eh?!?

So how's about that for a plot device for the next film?
Superman forgets Lois, goes after Richie White!!!



HOT SHIT!!!

OUR OTHER SUPERMAN REVIEW

Game over yeah has been split in two, and this time it's not by a girl, it's not over who picked up the cheque for that meal we had in the Savoy, but it's about a superhero movie, and you know which one it is. The title of this entry probably helps.

For starters, Kevin didn't get too excited in the build up to the movie, Superman has never really been his thing, usually Spiderman and Batman are the chaps to get the blood pumping, and even then, very rarely. But the trailer looked good, all that business with the plane falling out of the sky, Spacey shouting, all looked very promising.

The film started out very well, that title sequence with the blue vector letters and the rousing theme really got my blood pumping, gearing myself up for a rollercoaster of a movie. I can only remember one time when text and music managed to get me writhing in my seat before, and that was with the release of Episode 1, and almost in a parallel, this film disappointed in a similar way, managing to trample over some of the memories of previous incarnations of their respective franchises.

My favourite criticism of the film is it's lack of pace, with a relaunch of an icon it should be all action, all guts and glory. What, in my opinion, it shouldn't be, is a story about a love triangle, a paternity case, and meaningful silences. I'm all for developing and establishing character, look how well it was done in Batman Begins, It doesn't have to be done in such a piss poor, uninspiring manner.

Also, the whole thing with the kid, shouldn't that be something that happens in the next film, or the one after that, couldn't we just have had one film that's just Supes kicking ass, flying around, carefree and single.

While consistency and plausibility are factors that don't sometimes feature heavily in Superhero films, they are actively thrown out of the pram for this one, he 'struggles' to stop a jumbo jet from landing in a baseball field, and then, with the same expression of effort, manages to lift up a continent. But also a continent made up partially of Kryptonite, the one thing that makes Superman weak. Just seems a little far fetched.

I didn't like all the stuff with Lois, I felt bad for Cyclops, he's essentially raised the bastard son of Superman, How the hell is he going to take that news? Should have stuck with Xavier and his bunch pal. Bosworth, although very attractive and that, doesn't even come close to Margot Kidder, not feisty and gutsy enough. Spacey was good, camp, stylish, sinister, and a good white coat at the end.

Anyway, that's probably enough, there are many more things to be said of this film, we shall have to see how it comes over on DVD, and then obviously, we shall have to see how the franchise is handled in the future. I'll clearly be rooting for Bats if the versus movie ever manages to emerge.

Also, before I go, Superman III, the one with Richard Pryor. I thought that was the best one, he fights HIMSELF!!! That woman gets caught in the machine and becomes a ROBOT!!! That little video game bit where Lex fires rockets at Superman!!! How are they denying this one!?!

Early Transformers Footage!

Remember we said EARLY.

Come have a look at
- some stuff Michael Bay has to say
- some shooting footage
- a good looking brunette try and explain what transformers are
- a little animatronic look of a transformer on a monitor

Follow this link or "save target as" right now

The Joker Will Be Played By Heath Ledger

The next Batman film will apparently be called "The Dark Knight" with Christian Bale going head to head with the Joker, confirmed to be played by everybodys favourite gay cowboy Heath Ledger.


We don't really know what to think about this. We wanted George McFly. But hey, we've never seen a film with Mr Ledger playing this type of character...

Look! We Found Something Mario Related On Youtube!

Golly!

If only we could do this every day and make our site some sort of directory of Mario related Youtube videos.

The Hoff Is BACK

Like this needs an introduction? Presenting to you all, the latest single from the one and only David Hasselhoff...

Date Rape?