Manhunt Ban, ELSPA Lies, Who Cares?

We've all read the news by now, but does anyone give a flying crap?

We here at Game Over, Yeah are not interested in these death simulators, if you want to pretend to be a psycho you should just go and do the real thing. (We did, and nothing bad happened (since then) so why worry?)

We would like to point out that this man is in FACT a LIAR:

ELSPA Director General Paul Jackson (apparently)

He said this:

"A decision from the BBFC such as this demonstrates that we have a games ratings system in the UK that is effective. It shows it works and works well."

GO:Yeah has a hunch that the ratings system in the UK does not work well. Many kids are still playing Grand Theft Auto today and are being brought up as quiet killing cells ready to strike at any given moment. (In situations such as "when the share level of Take 2 falls below a certain number" or "when Tony Blair steps down")

idiot children must be stopped

So from today we propose a solution. Remove all ratings systems from computer games and simply BAN CHILDREN UNDER 18 FROM BUYING COMPUTER GAMES.

Let the parents decide who can play what, they're the people with the money who buy the console in the first place. If the children can't buy them then the parents have the final decision, just like they do with alcohol and drugs.

Failing that lets bring in the Battle Royale Act and see how the little shits feel about that!