213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army

Nothing to do with videogames. Unless you count those 100+ army based ones.

"Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with the Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't allowed to do. He collected those things into a hilarious list and posted them to the web. The site hadn't been updated in a couple of years and has since gone away; but the list is classic, so I saved it."

All 213 can be found here, and while we can't list ALL of our faves we have popped a few down here:

• Our Humvees cannot be assembled into a giant battle-robot.
• Not allowed to lead a 'Coup' during training missions.
• Shouting "Let's do the village! Let's do the whole fucking village!" while out on a mission is bad.
• May not challenge officers to 'Meet me on the field of honor, at dawn'.
• On training missions, try not to shoot down the General's helicopter.
• No dancing in the turret.

Check em out!