Suggested Presents For Wratty's Birthday

One week from today is Wratty's birthday and we've been inundated with requests for a list of stuff he wants... so instead of buying something separately why don't you all pool together and pick something from his top 5?

They aren't impossible gifts, they just require you to try harder.

5) Send Wratty up into space.



Yes there's plenty of jokes you could follow that up with.
Virgin Galactic are taking note of people's interest and eventually the mighty cost of $200,000. They'll take this money and give you a flight around the earth, or somewhere else in space.

4) Throw a celebrity party. Wratty's MySpace is completely full of celebrities in hope that he'll be able to befriend them all, and go shopping with them as their best friend. If you throw him a party full of (A LIST ONLY no shitty Jade Goodies) celebrities then he'll remember you when he gets all that free crap from shows like the MTV Music Video Awards. Go!

help me get free stuff every day for life

3) Get Wratty every DVD in existance. Simple.

2) Give him super powers.

This needs no explanation, Wratty wants to be superman. Make him happy.

1) Get Wratty Eliza Dushku.


THE ULTIMATE PRESENT. Eliza Dushku rose to fame playing Arnie's daughter in True Lies, later achieving super-stardom as Faith in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Also starring in her own incredible series Tru Calling and many more films like Jay and Silent Bob Strike back, The New Guy and the golden classic BRING IT ON. To make the present ultra special Wratty has suggested supplying a Ranche Carne High Toros Cheerleader outfit with Eliza.