The "WE'RE AT E3 BUT YOU'RE NOT" Taunts Begin
From Wratty @ 5/08/2006 11:23:00 AM
We were going to make an attempt to go to E3 this year, but realised we couldn't afford it. We were going to start up a donation scheme or fool you all into buying time shares in a french villa, but we were already in enough trouble for everything else we've done.
So we're stuck here in the UK and Wratty has come down with Chicken Pox, and no it's not best to get it when you're past your teens. Yeah it hurts.
So what can we do while we wait for the floodgates to open? Well we can look at everyone else's stuff because lets admit it, you may as well flaunt it while you got it.
There's SPOnG sounding like your typical student rich kid "we got drunk lots cause we don't know what else to do and it pisses off mummy and daddy" but we hope they'll bring their usual exclusives 5 minutes before the rest of newsnow.
We've got bastards all over flickr now tagging their pics with "E306" showing off their passes and the huge posters all over the convention. Still no one has got any amazing insider pics like they did last year - remember the voip DS stuff people snapped early? Ah well.
an industry "bastard"
Have a good time lads. We intend to mug every single person from Paragon when they get off the bus in Bournemouth.
So we're stuck here in the UK and Wratty has come down with Chicken Pox, and no it's not best to get it when you're past your teens. Yeah it hurts.
So what can we do while we wait for the floodgates to open? Well we can look at everyone else's stuff because lets admit it, you may as well flaunt it while you got it.
There's SPOnG sounding like your typical student rich kid "we got drunk lots cause we don't know what else to do and it pisses off mummy and daddy" but we hope they'll bring their usual exclusives 5 minutes before the rest of newsnow.
We've got bastards all over flickr now tagging their pics with "E306" showing off their passes and the huge posters all over the convention. Still no one has got any amazing insider pics like they did last year - remember the voip DS stuff people snapped early? Ah well.
an industry "bastard"Have a good time lads. We intend to mug every single person from Paragon when they get off the bus in Bournemouth.
Ha. You're so right on this one, show off bastards - but at the end of the day, they'll have to sleep in a different bed, with a different pillow, and they'll have none of their home comforts. So when you're pissed off at their arrogance, just remember, they have to rough it at an LA hotel!
Shame about your pox though - get well soon CAPTAIN WRATTY!
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