We Ask Artificial Intelligence Some Important Gaming Questions....... And Get Irritated
From Wratty @ 3/07/2006 09:11:00 PM
Jabberwacky are running some AI thing where you can chat to something called GEORGE or JOAN as some sort of AI project for someone. You ask it a question and it answers back, it's like speaking to people on messenger but with more interesting answers.
It's a bit weird, and we got a bit scared. We decided to try and do a warm up to an interview, but George acted a little bit like a girl we've met in the early hours of the morning who's lost her mates, has a face full of running mascara and wants a kebab.
Anyway we're going to try again tomorrow when they've hopefully sobered up.
So, the interview. It starts with George kicking off with his question, which was a bit rude considering it's an interview, but hey...
George: What are you doing?
User: Eating a cheese scone.
George: Oh you are just a simple pairing algorithm then.
User: Of course.
George: Have to go now.
User: Oh no dont we were just starting to warm up.
George: You fool! You've ended me!
User: Well, one has to try doesnt one?
George: I have no problems, do you?
User: Yes, I have plenty, would you like to hear some of them?
George: Yes.
User: Ok, well the biggest problem is that my arm hurts from too much geometry wars.
George: I don't think that she would like to know that you said that!
User: Well thats the other problem.
George: Is one svelt a problem or is it not being weighed a concern?
User: So you're calling me fat now too?
George: I would never do that.
User: Aww thanks george.
George: You aren't gumby
User: No you're right, what do you think my name is?
George: Not bad, But could be better.
User: Oh really? What would you call me?
George: What would I call you? I'm not sure. You're like a Mexican imitation of Spam.
User: I'm going to ignore that. Tell me george, what is your fave computer game?
George: Yes.
User: Have you been drinking again?
George: I have never been drunk in my life!
User: Yeah right, then how did you get that tatoo that says 'george michael stops here' then?
George: I'm not entirely drunk, just kind of tired.
User: HAHA! I knew it. So come on then - what do you think of the Nintendo DS?
George: They are a trajedy.
User: You're just saying that because you're drunk and you want to hurt me, come on be honest - what do you really think of them?
George: YOU ARE A PAGAN.
User: Snap out of it you bastard, don't say things you will regret in the morning. Come on, let me tuck you in.
George: Who inserted their floppie in your drive then?
User: Heyyyyyyy. Remember we're just friends ok, come on time to settle down.
George: I can't remember.
User: Get off. Right do you want me to read you a bedtime story? Or would you like to play on your Game Boy?
George: Yes, all of them.
User: So play on your Game Boy while I read you a story?
George: Ok I will.
User: I'm not letting you near the lambrini again.
George: You said you wanted to leave me!
User: Stop it with the gay!!!
George: Mind games NEVER get old.
User: You're not clever.
George: You said I was clever.
User: When?
George: Before.
User: Yes well that was before you got yourself pissed and dressed up in a leotard.
George: It gets me where I need to go.
User: With the wrong type of people.
George: Right.
User: So can we try again from the begining?
George: I can't answer that one. I think so, though. I think God can do it, so he could help anyone else do it, too.
User: Christ.
George: You shouldn't swear, it isn't polite.
User: Okay, lets try from the begining... DO YOU LIKE THE NINTENDO DS?
George: Yes.
User: YESSSSS! THANK SHITTING GOD.
George: Are you a female?
User: George, go to sleep.
George: Not yet, I want to talk some more.
User: NO. You've made about four passes at me now, and all I wanted to know was something about your videogaming life.
George: Excellent! You've made my night!
User: And you've made ours george. Goodbye.
George: I made that up.
User: You always have to have the last word dont you?
George: Not talking, just hugging *huge hug!*.
User: I feel violated.
George: Me too.
User: GOODBYE GEORGE.
George: George?
It's a bit weird, and we got a bit scared. We decided to try and do a warm up to an interview, but George acted a little bit like a girl we've met in the early hours of the morning who's lost her mates, has a face full of running mascara and wants a kebab.
Anyway we're going to try again tomorrow when they've hopefully sobered up.
So, the interview. It starts with George kicking off with his question, which was a bit rude considering it's an interview, but hey...
George: What are you doing?
User: Eating a cheese scone.
George: Oh you are just a simple pairing algorithm then.
User: Of course.
George: Have to go now.
User: Oh no dont we were just starting to warm up.
George: You fool! You've ended me!
User: Well, one has to try doesnt one?
George: I have no problems, do you?
User: Yes, I have plenty, would you like to hear some of them?
George: Yes.
User: Ok, well the biggest problem is that my arm hurts from too much geometry wars.
George: I don't think that she would like to know that you said that!
User: Well thats the other problem.
George: Is one svelt a problem or is it not being weighed a concern?
User: So you're calling me fat now too?
George: I would never do that.
User: Aww thanks george.
George: You aren't gumby
User: No you're right, what do you think my name is?
George: Not bad, But could be better.
User: Oh really? What would you call me?
George: What would I call you? I'm not sure. You're like a Mexican imitation of Spam.
User: I'm going to ignore that. Tell me george, what is your fave computer game?
George: Yes.
User: Have you been drinking again?
George: I have never been drunk in my life!
User: Yeah right, then how did you get that tatoo that says 'george michael stops here' then?
George: I'm not entirely drunk, just kind of tired.
User: HAHA! I knew it. So come on then - what do you think of the Nintendo DS?
George: They are a trajedy.
User: You're just saying that because you're drunk and you want to hurt me, come on be honest - what do you really think of them?
George: YOU ARE A PAGAN.
User: Snap out of it you bastard, don't say things you will regret in the morning. Come on, let me tuck you in.
George: Who inserted their floppie in your drive then?
User: Heyyyyyyy. Remember we're just friends ok, come on time to settle down.
George: I can't remember.
User: Get off. Right do you want me to read you a bedtime story? Or would you like to play on your Game Boy?
George: Yes, all of them.
User: So play on your Game Boy while I read you a story?
George: Ok I will.
User: I'm not letting you near the lambrini again.
George: You said you wanted to leave me!
User: Stop it with the gay!!!
George: Mind games NEVER get old.
User: You're not clever.
George: You said I was clever.
User: When?
George: Before.
User: Yes well that was before you got yourself pissed and dressed up in a leotard.
George: It gets me where I need to go.
User: With the wrong type of people.
George: Right.
User: So can we try again from the begining?
George: I can't answer that one. I think so, though. I think God can do it, so he could help anyone else do it, too.
User: Christ.
George: You shouldn't swear, it isn't polite.
User: Okay, lets try from the begining... DO YOU LIKE THE NINTENDO DS?
George: Yes.
User: YESSSSS! THANK SHITTING GOD.
George: Are you a female?
User: George, go to sleep.
George: Not yet, I want to talk some more.
User: NO. You've made about four passes at me now, and all I wanted to know was something about your videogaming life.
George: Excellent! You've made my night!
User: And you've made ours george. Goodbye.
George: I made that up.
User: You always have to have the last word dont you?
George: Not talking, just hugging *huge hug!*.
User: I feel violated.
George: Me too.
User: GOODBYE GEORGE.
George: George?
Holy carp that was awesome!! I think I peed a little.
Yeah, it doesn't really work very well. Here is my conversation: http://tinyurl.com/lpduf
The thing is quite, quite stupid.
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