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What could this be?


Is this going to be the new name for the next Nintendo console?

Want to lose weight?

Want a lovely lady?

TOUGH, YOU CAN'T HAVE HER SHE'S MINE DON'T TOUCH HER

Ready for more questions?

Are you a Nintendo "fan"? Do you have any loved ones? Girlfriend? Boyfriend? Pet? Did your parents disown you? Then it's more than likely you're spending far too much time looking for every shred of Nintendo Revolution information you can lay your hands on and report on it in your blog. Which by the way, is and always will be a blog, something which doesn't get any sort of respect from fans or the media if you are trying to be taken seriously. It shows that like us, you're far too lazy to actually make a proper site with proper staff and do proper media stuff.

However Nintendo must love you, you're giving them all the publicity they could ask for and they don't have to pay a penny for it! They never will either, and then they'll take money from you when you buy stuff.

It's a weekly event now that someone makes some new Revolution image. Be it of the dashboard, a new controller piece, a logo, anything and then it's only moments before a "fansite" takes it and passes it onto the world. They don't try to figure out whether or not it's real, they don't actually do anything - until someone else denounces it. Until then we're sitting here with a ton of fake crap that just confuses everything. I can't even remember what the Revolution controller looks like anymore?!?!

At least some people have the right idea.

We've had our fun in the past with demonstrating how far a rumor can go and while the French probably still believe it's true - we pissed off a lot of people, which in fairness is one of the main reasons we did it.

World - lighten up. Go outside and explore your country. Go rebuild bridges with people you've angered. Go tell that girl (you don't dare tell) that you fancy her. Go make a difference, give a man a net. Go out on a Friday night, get drunk and beat up that copper.

Just don't tell us about fake Nintendo crap - we're boycotting it.