Why The XBox 360 Could Do Better In Japan This Time Round

This time they've got better marketing - here's why:

LAST TIME

PROBLEMS:

1) The XBox is not plugged in, yet they're having a fantastic time

2) Their skirts are not short enough to register Japanese male interest

3) They aren't wearing schoolgirl uniforms or getting raped so again feign Japanese male interest

4) Its just not weird enough

THIS TIME:

After failing to generate interest with women Microsoft decide to go for the total opposite and go for the weirdest thing possible. Set up a guard right by a gigantic lottery style machine loaded with something that no one can touch.

WHAT THEY COULD HAVE DONE:

This would have got them instant success and Sony would have no chance.