Wario Ware Twisted And The Nintendo European Strategy

By now you could happily buy Wario Ware from Japan or the states and probably get it for about half the price of what it will eventually cost when it decides to make it's way to the UK. Which is suggested as sometime in Feb. We'll be lucky to even see Animal Crossing then!!!

It's very strange that a company like Nintendo is holding back on a title like this. Especially when it can unlock a little goody in the Wario DS game! They'll tell you it's because they want to stagger their release schedules but we have some other ideas:

- It's to piss off Nintendo fans (this is a common belief from most of the Internet and is actually the most stupid opinion in the world, apart from Riverdance)
- It's to allow parents to save up more money for future Nintendo products (why? are people not as rich in Europe? how come Japan gets 1,000 Nintendo releases a week)
- There is only one localisation team and they consist of several farm animals
- Due to European law, Nintendo is only allowed to manufacture one game an hour
- There is only one translator called Marvin B, and he's not very good
- Nintendo are too busy plotting an invasion of Russia to think about Europe
- Nintendo don't actually exist in Europe, if you go and have a look in their European offices there will just be cardboard cutouts going round on train tracks and record players. Like in Home Alone.
- Nintendo Europe is actually located in France and they won't do anything until another country gives them some money

Aaaah there you have it, another early morning session to empty our brains.

Coming soon... "Sony's secret underwater empire and why they hate camels"