Nintendogs: Starting From Scratch
From Wratty @ 9/26/2005 09:15:00 PM
Now THATS HUMOR for you!
Whats this all about you say? Well its all about a Labrador - Marty, my Nintendog. I've had Nintendogs for nearly a month now, but it got a bit out of hand and everyone started training old Toby, kevin went and gave it bloody pink ribbons (i dont mean blood pink) and it didnt feel like he was mine anymore. So bye Toby, the game got reset.
In comes Marty, far more interesting and obedient, plus i get to shout MARTY at my DS like Doc in Back to the Future. I cant tell you how amazing Nintendogs is, its just great. I've only just got back from a tiring walk with Marty, and what japes we had. He got a bit leary after eating out of some trash and proceded to piss all over someones pavement, THEN he found me a disposable camera! It was broken but i didnt care. He then had a fight with some chihuahahaahahha thing that actually managed to knock him over, i dont get how. His owner Ann gave me some advice and ran off. Anyway we got back home, chilled out and i gave him a good shampooing, he's just messing about with a rubber bone i got him right now.
This little bugger really winds you and your dog up, unless you outwit him and actually choose him as your dog. DONT LET HIM WIN
The game really succeeds in immersing you, for unknown amounts of time you will happily speak words of wisdom to your new pet and teach him the ways of the world. So far i've tought Marty how to sit, play dead, roll over, lie down and do some other amazing things. The two highlights are wiggling his arse at me and dabbling with the space time continuum.
YES MY MARTY CAN TRAVEL INTO THE PAST
By simply saying "Bless You" he sneezes. Thus proving that time travel IS possible.
This game rocks.
I now intend to get Marty a new collar and train him up for some competitions, you can enter him into obedience, agility and disc competitions. I assume you can get money from this because i want to upgrade my pad. Never realised i could make money out of a dog before.
Its out next week in the UK, October 7th - you'd be crazy to miss out. I am looking forward to meeting you all down the park, so get outside and switch on BARK MODE!
Apparently many amusing journalists and bloggers have said this game really "gets you in with the ladies" before inappropriately winking at you. However i am yet to discover the truth behind this. I can imagine this comes from the same people that think bluetooth headsets are "street". God bless you all.
Whats this all about you say? Well its all about a Labrador - Marty, my Nintendog. I've had Nintendogs for nearly a month now, but it got a bit out of hand and everyone started training old Toby, kevin went and gave it bloody pink ribbons (i dont mean blood pink) and it didnt feel like he was mine anymore. So bye Toby, the game got reset.
In comes Marty, far more interesting and obedient, plus i get to shout MARTY at my DS like Doc in Back to the Future. I cant tell you how amazing Nintendogs is, its just great. I've only just got back from a tiring walk with Marty, and what japes we had. He got a bit leary after eating out of some trash and proceded to piss all over someones pavement, THEN he found me a disposable camera! It was broken but i didnt care. He then had a fight with some chihuahahaahahha thing that actually managed to knock him over, i dont get how. His owner Ann gave me some advice and ran off. Anyway we got back home, chilled out and i gave him a good shampooing, he's just messing about with a rubber bone i got him right now.
This little bugger really winds you and your dog up, unless you outwit him and actually choose him as your dog. DONT LET HIM WINThe game really succeeds in immersing you, for unknown amounts of time you will happily speak words of wisdom to your new pet and teach him the ways of the world. So far i've tought Marty how to sit, play dead, roll over, lie down and do some other amazing things. The two highlights are wiggling his arse at me and dabbling with the space time continuum.
YES MY MARTY CAN TRAVEL INTO THE PAST
By simply saying "Bless You" he sneezes. Thus proving that time travel IS possible.
This game rocks.
I now intend to get Marty a new collar and train him up for some competitions, you can enter him into obedience, agility and disc competitions. I assume you can get money from this because i want to upgrade my pad. Never realised i could make money out of a dog before.
Its out next week in the UK, October 7th - you'd be crazy to miss out. I am looking forward to meeting you all down the park, so get outside and switch on BARK MODE!
Apparently many amusing journalists and bloggers have said this game really "gets you in with the ladies" before inappropriately winking at you. However i am yet to discover the truth behind this. I can imagine this comes from the same people that think bluetooth headsets are "street". God bless you all.
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