Joanna Dark: Why She Can't Be Real

Because she's a videogame character who has a very strange "bio". The boys at Rare have sat down and said, nah these features aint gonna make launch, and instead have opted to write a bio about Joanna. She aint your ordinary desperate housewife and she's trying to live up to her father Jack, (yes another wannabe Bauer) who is a Bounty Hunter as much as his daughter is.

Whats interesting is that we've been given slight storyline hints here, she's not at the Carrington Institute, she's angry and not as skilled as she will be in the N64 version. We cant wait for that one.

Also whats this about her dad? He wasnt in the next game. (paradox alert)
He must die at the end then...

We're not going to post all of the bio because its not terribly interesting and every other site on the internet has it. What we have done instead is opted not to show you the hi res screenshot, but instead show the model of Joanna that everyone else neglected to.

Its a shame she cant be real, she'd make a good lesbian.
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