Joanna Dark Promotion Gets Shameless

Get your "LIMITED EDITION" Joanna Dark cover with EVERY FHM this month. They're calling her the perfect woman, created by man - they even told God to get lost. We dont understand how its limited or why, maybe it glows in the dark. It wont be as good as that Darth Vadar that came with Empire that kevin made into a wallet. Nothing is as good as that.



This issue is also featuring:
- a Limited Edition Paris Hilton that looks like she's been kidnapped by some ex Russian pedophile.
- a Limited Edition fake breasted Tara Reid caught in the headlights of an oncoming car, who not long ago actually looked good.
- a Limited Edition Isabella someone that we believe could be a lady, in multiple ways.

So in conclusion, a "girl overload" constitutes of two fake women, a woman of noble blood ( who may only be a torso, a head and arms if that picture is accurate ) and some woman / girl that cant smile and became famous because she was filmed conducting acts of an adult nature. (and looks like she's been tied up and forced into the photo shoot)

Unbeatable.